8 September 2010, 8:44 pm
I can burp really, REALLY loud. My neighbors have told me that they have heard me burping across the street. I once burped on a dare at the dog track so loud that I got into a 'confrontation' with the guards and ended up spending the night in jail. When I was a teenager I went to Mammoth cave with my parents and burped so loud that it echoed for like two minutes. Just last year me and a date went to a chinese restaurant and I thought it was a custom to belch after the meal (apparently not in Alabama..) and I got thrown out after belching so loud that food particles splattered across the table and caused a scene. Will this harm me somehow? My wife told me I could get cancer from burping so much but I really think she's making that up to make me stop.... Read More »
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